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Yep, you guessed it correctly, not only will I be delivering you the hottest shit on my love life over at the goutpost blog, I will be telling you the craziest and funniest information from my drunk ass life. I usually drink to I throw up and do dumb shit.
My posts should be a good relief of C.T.’s, since I am.. Funnier, Better Looking and last and more importantly, Can handle more beer!
I actually appreciate beer for what it was made for : to get girls drunk… rather than CT who just wants it to get guys drunk. Ha, just playing CT, don’t get upset. In all seriousness though, CT knows what the fuck he is talking about and he should be able to educate anyone and their mothers just about anything about beer! and gay sex.
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Now everyone logs onto the internet and looks at pages wondering where does this fuck get his information. Well I’m going to explain how i obtained my information. I started drinking beer about 10 years ago. I started off with (pause… in need of another beer) standard beers the first year, you know the beer that is sold at every bar you go to.
After the first year I started to think to myself this cannot be the only thing there is. So i naturally experimented. I started with different lagers.This wasn’t enough. I needed more beer so i talked to my uncle (hes been a beer drinker for more than 30 years now) he introduced me to pale ales. From there my beer interest took off taste wise and information wise.
Now I have tried over 700 beers, read over 50 books, and have enjoyed many beers throughout the decade always wishing i had been enlightened/legal before this. From my years of experience i realize beer is kinda like a good woman you want as much as there is but you hate it when you get to the end.
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